So I’m moving to the country. Not England, I thought about moving there a few times, but they don’t have any economics there. Or any sun. Or any genetically-matching parents for free babysitting when I have children. No, I’m moving to the actual country. The one with utes. And RM Williams clothing. Specifically, I’m moving [...]
Me: Hey bro, how are you, what’s happening? My Brother Dave: *panting* “Have you spoken to Dad yet? Mum went to move the car and we can’t find her. Me: What? Dave: There’s been a massive flash flood in Toowoomba, my phone is about to cut out, it’s a bit waterlogged. I was wading through [...]
Since I didn’t get on Masterchef this year I’ve decided I should instead be the first person in the history of the world to tweet my way through a marathon. Specifically, the Gold Coast Marathon. It’s one of the most logical conclusions I’ve ever drawn to be honest. I didn’t get on a cooking show, [...]