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A list of things I know about the country

So I’m moving to the country. Not England, I thought about moving there a few times, but they don’t have any economics there. Or any sun. Or any genetically-matching parents for free babysitting when I have children. No, I’m moving to the actual country. The one with utes. And RM Williams clothing. Specifically, I’m moving [...]

Happy birthday mum. I love you. I’ll come and help clean up the shop as soon as I can get through.

Me: Hey bro, how are you, what’s happening? My Brother Dave: *panting* “Have you spoken to Dad yet? Mum went to move the car and we can’t find her. Me: What? Dave: There’s been a massive flash flood in Toowoomba, my phone is about to cut out, it’s a bit waterlogged. I was wading through [...]

Why My Family will Never be Good Marathon Coaches (A brief expose of Tabletop Mountain, Toowoomba)

Since I didn’t get on Masterchef this year I’ve decided I should instead be the first person in the history of the world to tweet my way through a marathon. Specifically, the Gold Coast Marathon. It’s one of the most logical conclusions I’ve ever drawn to be honest. I didn’t get on a cooking show, [...]

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