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8:04:29PM Matt: so I locked myself out of the house this morning/last night
8:04:52PM Matt: got home at 9am and tried to kick the door down before crying on the porch
8:04:54PM bang: ohh that’s the first time you would have really missed having a gf in brisbane
8:05:01PM Matt: nice little life experience there
8:05:03PM bang: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
8:05:07PM bang: haha
8:05:09PM bang: how was it?
8:05:33PM Matt: yeah, I left the house without the keys, had to sleep at the party cause I had nowhere to go, had to walk home cause I had no money
8:05:42PM Matt: it was a low point
8:06:00PM Matt: jesus christ though, my low points aren’t that low
8:06:21PM Matt: I wish I’d seen myself on film though, trying to kick the back door in!
8:06:24PM bang: low points make the high points even higher though brother
8:06:28PM bang: haha
8:06:28PM Matt: and then giving up and laying on the ground crying!
8:06:33PM Matt: lol
8:07:27PM Matt: and the door banG. The fucking door
8:07:29PM Matt: hard bastard
8:07:40PM Matt: have you ever tried to kick a door in?
8:07:44PM Matt: like, a proper door
8:07:51PM Matt: with deadlocks and shit?
8:08:03PM Matt: almost broke my foot
8:08:14PM Matt: the boots held up though
8:08:16PM Matt: I was proud of them
8:08:24PM bang: hahaha
8:08:27PM bang: that’s perfect
8:08:31PM Matt: the door now looks like my foot though, only in reverse
8:08:39PM Matt: kind of a hole there
8:08:50PM bang: did the neighbours not do anything?
8:09:00PM Matt: a baby started crying
8:09:20PM Matt: I presume the rest of them presumed it was me and I had just come home after a big night and had locked myself out of the house
8:09:30PM Matt: or I was doing some sneaky woodwork
8:09:36PM bang: the rational response.
8:09:38PM Matt: knocking up a table or something
8:09:48PM bang: hahaha
8:10:02PM bang: building a vege patch
8:10:17PM Matt: I was thinking about doing that
8:10:22PM Matt: I planted some mint in the front yard
8:10:24PM Matt: nothing
8:10:31PM Matt: fucker died in two days
8:10:44PM Matt: I had all these mojitos planned
8:10:45PM bang: yeah that would be sick to grow your own shit
8:11:00PM Matt: time for another mojito now methinks
8:11:12PM Matt: Sarah’s flatmate has the sickest basil
8:11:22PM bang: how was that by the way?
8:11:24PM Matt: everyone’s growing basil these days
8:11:26PM Matt: what?
8:11:31PM Matt: tasty
8:11:32PM bang: sarahs shindig
8:11:34PM Matt: oh