I thought I’d be writing a lot more on this broliday, but it turns out I’ve had more interesting things to do. Like Berlin. If you’re ever interested in seeing Berlin, here is what to do.

1. Walk four blocks
2. Look at a small section of the Berlin wall
3. Read some history about the Cold War on a plaque
4. Read another plaque about how the people of Berlin, like, totally didn’t like Hitler or Communism and how they just let them take over because they didn’t have a choice
5. Graffiti something
6. Repeat