Sometimes there’s a glint in your eyes, a tiny explosion as you take in the world at that moment, oblivious to everything but the unadulterated joy of pure being and you are so beautiful it hurts and I pretend not to notice but that light in your eyes sparks a fire in the part of [...]
I just got this email from a guy called Mark: Hi, I have a 1981 WB Holden windowless panel van in need of a paint job, I would be open to a proposal for you to use it as a tasteful mobile billboard. I live in Palm Beach on the Gold Coast and frequent most [...]
Since I didn’t get on Masterchef this year I’ve decided I should instead be the first person in the history of the world to tweet my way through a marathon. Specifically, the Gold Coast Marathon. It’s one of the most logical conclusions I’ve ever drawn to be honest. I didn’t get on a cooking show, [...]