// archives

Archive for April, 2010

Words I wrote on an iPhone on a plane about a girl about a memory of a moment

Sometimes there’s a glint in your eyes, a tiny explosion as you take in the world at that moment, oblivious to everything but the unadulterated joy of pure being and you are so beautiful it hurts and I pretend not to notice but that light in your eyes sparks a fire in the part of [...]

Panel Van Billboard

I just got this email from a guy called Mark: Hi, I have a 1981 WB Holden windowless panel van in need of a paint job, I would be open to a proposal for you to use it as a tasteful mobile billboard. I live in Palm Beach on the Gold Coast and frequent most [...]

Why My Family will Never be Good Marathon Coaches (A brief expose of Tabletop Mountain, Toowoomba)

Since I didn’t get on Masterchef this year I’ve decided I should instead be the first person in the history of the world to tweet my way through a marathon. Specifically, the Gold Coast Marathon. It’s one of the most logical conclusions I’ve ever drawn to be honest. I didn’t get on a cooking show, [...]

Follow Me

Blog Categories

Twitterings