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Notes from my iPhone, volume one

By ⋅ March 25, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

I’d left her with nothing but a rolled up fifty dollar bill and a saucepan with some Spanish soup made from the sherry I’d drunk and she’d watched me drink the night before. She didn’t like the sherry but she’d finished the bottle of white wine she’d borrowed from her neighbour at 2am all by [...]

Silverfish

By ⋅ March 9, 2010 ⋅ 3 comments

Oh little leviathan of the insect kingdom I thought you were mythical, like Robin Hood in England I thought you’d been made up as a bit of a joke By a graphic designer named Alan who smoked Pencil in hand and a pipe in his jaw He’d sit there all day with labels to draw [...]

Dear @Telstra

By ⋅ March 3, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Dear @Telstra, I’ve travelled a lot. Asia is one of my favourite places in the world, and even though I’m scared of volcanos, and don’t eat rice anymore, I was really looking forward to going back. Unfortunately, thanks to your inept call centres, I’ve spent more time this morning bouncing around between The Philippines and [...]

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