Dear Mum,
I launched this new blog/website about two hours ago, so you will no doubt have found it by now because I know that since I put you on limited profile on Facebook you like to Google me and check my Twitter account to see what I’m up to. Firstly, welcome. This is a blog, it’s where I write things down and they won’t be about marketing so they won’t bore you as much as the other blog. In fact, it’s going to be semi-personal, so I’ll probably talk about things I don’t tell you about on our monthly phone call. I may even allude to drinking, and possibly having sex from time to time, which is going to freak you out, so sorry about that. Also, I’m going to swear sometimes. I probably won’t say anything worse than the F-word, but you should be pre-warned because I can’t make any promises.
I’ll write you a proper letter here soon, because you are a pretty awesome mum and I’d like to tell the world about you and how you don’t like me swearing, but I thought I’d just get this in first before you find this site and figure out how to use the comments section.
Lots of love, hope dad’s blood pressure is OK, say hi to Dave for me
Matt xx
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Clean up your act son.