Dearest neighbour, I can appreciate that a home must be maintained and that there are times when it is absolutely necessary to swathe through large slabs of concrete with a power saw. I can only presume your decision to undertake such scheduled home maintenance at 7am this morning was your calculated move in the game [...]
(Conversation courtesy of MSN Messenger) 8:04:29PM Matt: so I locked myself out of the house this morning/last night 8:04:52PM Matt: got home at 9am and tried to kick the door down before crying on the porch 8:04:54PM bang: ohh that’s the first time you would have really missed having a gf in brisbane 8:05:01PM Matt: [...]